piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

image

(via gnarly)

meladoodle:

this is bullshit

meladoodle:

this is bullshit

(Source: meladoodle, via humoristics)

tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

(via damn-funny)

itsmemadit:

tylerselfieface:

i-wasnt-always-a-fallen-angel:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

IT’S 1:07 AM

IT’S WEDNESDAY

(Source: merlinstahp, via ruinedchildhood)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via guy)

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

(Source: feat, via gnarly)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via thefuuuucomics)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via humoristics)

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

(Source: bcnhills, via fandoms-are-my-one-true-love)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via ruinedchildhood)

ruinedchildhood:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

What did they ever do to you??? This is so insulting, those trash cans deserve far more respect.